Movie meme

The movie quote meme, which I saw first at So Anyway…

1. Pick 15 of your favorite movies.
2. Go to IMDb and find a quote from each movie.
3. Post them here for everyone to guess.
4. Strike it out when someone guesses correctly, and put who guessed it and the movie.
5. NO GOOGLING/using IMDb search or other search functions.

Looks like we’ve got ’em all, folks…thanks for playing! πŸ™‚

1. I got a question. If you guys know so much about women, how come you’re here at like the Gas ‘n’ Sip on a Saturday night completely alone drinking beers with no women anywhere? (Say Anything, Emma)

2. There’s a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours. (The Princess Bride, Adam Selzer, Eden)

3. That’s it? Some faceless guy rips off all your clothes, and THAT’S the sex fantasy you’ve been having since you were twelve? (When Harry Met Sally, Emma, Eden)

4. I’ve loved two women in my life. I lost one to cancer, and I lost the other ’cause I was so busy keeping my job I forgot to do my job. (The American President, Emma, Adam Selzer)

5. I mean, Led Zeppelin didn’t write tunes everybody liked. They left that to the Bee Gees. (Wayne’s World, Eden)

6. Strange things are afoot at the Circle-K. (Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure, Adam Selzer, Eden)

7. I’ll trade with anyone who has a Jacuzzi. (The Muppets Take Manhattan, Lyanne)

8. I believe in two things: discipline and the Bible. Here you’ll receive both. Put your trust in the Lord; your ass belongs to me. (The Shawshank Redemption, Amanda/pafuts)

9. This is the captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then – explode. (Serenity, voiceofkiki)

10. I got it! You daughter’s not your daughter, and the cash that used to be the jewels is now your underwear! (Oscar, guessed correctly by mom! Yay, mom!)

11. Oh, Joel Miller, you’ve just found the marble in the oatmeal. You’re a lucky, lucky, lucky little boy. ‘Cause you know why? You get to drink from the fire hose! (UHF, Adam Selzer)

12. In fact, I think most Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. (So I Married an Axe Murderer, Eden, Jenn)

13. It’s not right for a woman to read. Soon she starts getting *ideas*, and *thinking*… (Beauty and the Beast, Eden, Deoris)

14. Son, if I’d only gotten to be a doctor for five minutes… now that would have been a tragedy. (Field of Dreams, Adam Selzer)

15. Please get out of my Van Halen t-shirt before you jinx the band and they break up. The Wedding Singer, Adam Selzer

10 thoughts on “Movie meme

  1. I think I know a lot of these so since other people want to play, I’ll do another line from the same movie as an answer πŸ˜‰

    2. Anybody want a peanut?
    3. Three huge guys, one wearing a t-shirt that says, “Don’t fuck with Mr. Zero.”
    5. Guys! I fell on my keys!
    6. All we are is dust in the wind.
    8. I am in a world of shit.
    12. We have a piper down!
    13. (reply) You are positively primeval.
    15. This one was actually the exact same line quoted by the person from whom I got this meme πŸ˜‰

  2. You know, I read #11 & I got UHF on the brain but I thought, “No, that’s impossible. No one else has seen UHF.” Now I’m saying to myself, “You so STOOPID!”

    What better way to say “I love you” than with a spatula?

  3. Good guess, Dave, but no…Eden got it. I’m going to wait until the end of the day today to give the answer away.

    Eden-heehee. Have we not discussed my love of Weird Al? I was afraid the fire hose quote was too easy. πŸ˜‰

    I hope *someone* gets 7, but I don’t think anyone is going to guess 10, unless my dad or my brother are reading.

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