Happy Talk Like a Pirate Day! đŸ˜€
And happy anniversary to my good friend Eden.
As for me, I’m just happy it’s a Friday. Now where did I put my rum?
I’m back, to post a silly pirate joke:
A pirate walks into a bar, and he has a steering wheel sticking out of the front of his pants.
The bartender says, “Hey, do you know you’ve got a steering wheel sticking out of the front of your pants?”
And the pirate says, “Arrrr, it’s drivin’ me nuts!
Thanks, folks…I’m here all week…
Thank ye fer yer well-wishes ye salty wench. Here be a joke fer ye, since ye already told me fave pirate joke:
A pirate be sittin’ in a tavern wen a lubber walks up to him and sits down. He be sayin’, “That be quite an impressive set o’ injuries you be havin’ there matey.”
Pirate says, “Aye.”
Lubber says, “How’d ye be gettin that peg leg?”
Pirate says, “I be thrown o’erboard in a hurricane. As me mates was pullin’ me to safety, a shark jumped outta the water and bit off me leg.”
Lubber be impressed. He says, “How’d ye get that hook then, Cap’n?”
Pirate quaffs his ale and says, “Arr, I be boardin’ an enemy vessel when we was attacked. One o’ the scurvy dogs cut off me hand as I slit his throat.”
Lubber is even more impressed. He says, “So tell me about yer eye patch?”
Pirate says, “A segull shat in me eye.”
Lubber dares to say, “Well matey, that don’t be seemin’ as impressive as yer other tales.”
Pirate says, “It was me first day with the hook.”