Inigo Montoya: Because I know something you don’t know.

Westley: And what is that?

Inigo Montoya: I am not left handed.

No, my friends. I am not left handed.

However, I’ve recently made a bizarre observation.

Most of you know at least something about my dating history. Up until now, I’ve had three significant long-term relationships. J in high school, K in college, and assboy.

They were all left handed.

And so is R.

So apparently? My “type” is left handed. Because really, this is the ONLY thing these four men have in common.

heehee.