Baby, you’re much too fast

I went to the gym this morning (go, me!) and parked in the parking garage. Parked there, in the “small cars only” section, was a Little Red Corvette. Parked as so to take up two spaces. I can’t even tell you how much this irritates me. Dude, if you’re that worried about your precioussssss, park it somewhere else. Like on the next level where NO ONE ELSE is parked.

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