I just laughed out loud reading Regina’s recap of the season finale of Alias.

Because this? Is exactly what went through my head when watching this scene:

“I’m not going to kill you,” says Vaughn. “That would be too easy. But I’ll leave you so disfigured that when you walk down the street, people will pity you.” I’m sorry. I didn’t realize that at some point during this scene, Buttercup’s beloved Westley (a.k.a. “The Dread Pirate Roberts”) had replaced Vaughn as Sark’s torturer. What’s next? What, are we gonna see Syd slamming into Jack’s office and going, “My name is Inigo Sydtoya! You killed my mother! Prepare to die!”? Because that? Would rule.

Okay, maybe not exactly. But pretty darn close. Oh, and “Regina’s” real name? Erin.

Coincidence??