In 15 minutes, I will be exactly two months from my 30th birthday.

Here is a movie quote to commemorate this momentous occasion:

Sally: No, no, no, I drove him away. AND, I’m gonna be forty.
Harry: When?
Sally: Someday.
Harry: In eight years.
Sally: But it’s out there. It’s just sitting there, like some big dead end. And it’s not the same for men. Charlie Chaplin had babies when he was 73.
Harry: Yeah, but he was too old to pick them up.

(When Harry Met Sally)