This morning, I stopped to get gas. When I took the gas cap off of my tank, I dropped it and it rolled under my car.

“Sonofabitch” I muttered, crouching to peer beneath the car.

I looked around. What would I do?

And then, I saw it…the window cleaning wand. I smiled.

I grabbed it, squeezed the blue window cleaner, and reached under my car with it.

Ah! Victory is mine!

All I needed was a package of chewy mints and a cheesy grin.