1. My uncle once: wanted to be a rock star.
2. Never in my life: have I done any illegal drugs.
3. When I was five: I was in kindergarten, pretending I didn�t know how to read.
4. High School was: filled with some fun, mixed with a whole lot of pain.
5. I will never forget: the weekend of my 30th birthday.
6. I once met: Ron Hawkins and the Low, along with my roommie�Collin Raye�and the guys in Confederate Railroad.
7. There’s this girl I know: who has surprised me more than once in the past three years.
8. Once, at a bar: I hopped up on the bar and danced with a pole, sandwiched between two lesbians.
9. By noon I’m usually: that depends on what day it is�
10. Last night: I met a bunch of cool people.
11. If I only had: a full-time teaching job in WNY.
12. Next time I go to church: I�ll probably either be at a wedding or teaching Catholic school. 😉
13. Terry Schiavo: really, really should have had a living will.
14. What worries me most: is that I will not be able to find the job I want.
15. When I turn my head left, I see: a bunch of books, a Shakespeare doll, Jen�s purses
16. When I turn my head right, I see: a photo of the junior high cheerleaders I coached, photos of friends� babies, a Carbon Leaf concert poster, more books.
17. You know I’m lying when: I won�t look at you.
18. What I miss most about the eighties: hmmm�I have plenty of nostalgia for the eighties, but I don�t know if I actually *miss* anything.
19. If I was a character written by Shakespeare, I’d be: either dead or married.
20. By this time next year: I will be teaching full time.
21. A better name for me would be: I think my name�s just fine, thanks.
22. I have a hard time understanding: the marketing of slutty clothes to prepubescent girls.
23. If I ever go back to school I’ll: get my PhD.
24. You know I like you if: I hug you.
25. If I won an award, the first person I’d thank would be: well, geez�I guess that depends on what the award is, and what it�s for. Rand. Jen. My parents. My favorite teacher(s)�
26. Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: dead, dead, dead, not dead.
27. Take my advice: don�t tug on Superman�s cape. Or spit into the wind. 😉
28. My ideal breakfast is: a Belgian waffle topped with fruit and whipped cream.
29. A song I love, but do not have is: I can�t think of any.
30. If you visit my hometown, I suggest: visiting Straub�s Brewery and Decker�s Chapel.
31. Tulips, character flaws, microchips & track stars: would be an excellent name for a rock band. Or, you know, the next folk-singing sensation. 😉
32. Why won’t people: just get along?
33. If you spend the night at my house: try to avoid stepping in cat puke. 😉
34. I’d stop my wedding for: I can�t imagine.
35. The world could do without: hate.
36. I�d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: be surrounded by bees. ACK! BEES!
37. My favorite blonde is: um, my friend Mary?
38. Paper clips are: necessary?
39. If I do anything well, it’s: love. (that�s the verb�)
40. And by the way: take this quiz if you want�just post a comment with a link if you do!:)