How have I not been reading Go Fug Yourself?

It is priceless.

This just made me pee a little:

(Kelly Clarkson’s clothes being judged by the American Idol judges. View the post here.

“Sure, you’re doin’ your thing, dawg, but I’m not feelin’ the shirt, man, I’m just not feelin’ it. And dress is pitchy. Butyou know what, man, you did what you do.”

“I have to agree with Randy. Everything you did is what you do. Words came out when you opened your mouth, and your face is like rainbows that dance on the toenails of God. But your light is so dark, here, that maybe God hasn’t gotten his pedicure, because I can’t see the stars that pour out of your soul because of your performing beauty. I’m so very lonely.”

“Paula is a lunatic. Kelly, you look ridiculous. You can do better.”

BWAH!