I’m sick of following my dreams. I’m just going to ask them where they’re going and hook up with them later.
-Mitch Hedberg
Comedian Mitch Hedberg died one year ago today. 🙁 If you’ve not had the chance to hear his stuff, I recommend checking it out.
All McDonalds commercials end the same way: “prices and participation may vary.” I want to open my own McDonalds and not participate in anything. I want to be a stubborn McDonalds owner. “Cheeseburgers? Nope. We got spaghetti!…And blankets. But we are not affiliated with that clown, he attracts too many children.”
We miss ya Mitch…